Patty, yeah Las Vegas

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

mama-killuhsessa:

Greatest artist to live

mama-killuhsessa:

Greatest artist to live

(via snorlaxatives)

  • get ready to go out
  • put on makeup
  • go out
  • come back and sleep
  • fake cuteness of the day with leftover makeup
  • rinse and repeat

The FemBottes: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…

wow I am really good at tie clips

Oh, how lovely