January 2012
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Scientist: The average person spends 13 hours online per week
Me: lol
Patty fun fact 5
I can identify people (and even sometimes their items) by how they smell.
I don’t think I’m human.
Patty fun fact 4
I ruined Easter for the kid up the street.
Essentially, he came to my house to play on Easter and asked me what the Easter Bunny had brought me while he was munching on chocolate.
I said “What’s an Easter Bunny? I never get anything from an ‘Easter Bunny’.”
I’m guessing he asked his parents about that and I never heard anything about the Easter Bunny again.
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December 2011
60 posts
Ohai guise
Made a new tumblr, you should follow and submit your own posts! It’s a lot of funsies :)
(I’m directing this towards the people I know IRL, mostly)
LINKAGE: http://shoppinmyfranz.tumblr.com/
Patty fun fact: special edition
My aunt (from Japan) likes Happy Tree Friends
I mean, she’s always been my favorite but now it’s just unquestionable
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You can’t choose what stays and what fades...
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My fave Incubus song ever :)
(that is stuck in my...
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Theory:
So if I acquire some sort of pet animal to pour all of my affections in to,
then I won’t feel the need/pressure to pour these affections in to a person.
And then I can live my life normally.
Right?
Freudian slip?
hurricaneliz:
Me: […] btw can we have a bday blow the first weekend back? Patty: wow that sounds sketch but ok! I wanted to recelebrate new years too. Soooooo Me: blowout************** WOAH SORRY Patty: PAHAHAHAHAHA
Thank you, patty for supporting me in spite of my kinky birthday wishes.
Party does what she can ;)
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“I am lonely, yet not everybody will do. I don’t know why, some people fill the...”
– Anaïs Nin
(via fightoffyourdemons-)
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Patty fun fact 3
I like lizards.
But not the nasty slimy kind. The scaly reptile-y kind.
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Adventures with Dad, volume 2
Dad: So what are you going to do for new years?
Me: Well, I don’t know. I know our family friend wants me to come to her new years party so I might just do that and see what Corina’s up to.
Dad: Well I know you’re going to want to get trashed on new years, but you can’t do that at her place so.
Me: Yeah, mom will be all hawk-watch. I’ll figure something out
Patty's dad v. The Microwave
Me: Okay, dad, it’s 15 minutes
Dad: (using the microwave timer) -accidentally puts in 15:55-
Me: No, dad, it’s 15:00
Dad: -puts in 15:00 and hits start on microwave-
Me: NO DAD THAT’S NOT THE TIMER
Dad: -calmly turns off microwave and finally sets the timer to 15:00-
Me: You’re going to blow us up.
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Relief
My heart doesn’t skip a beat
I don’t get nervous
I’m not trying to be the most absolutely appealing thing ever
There is no difference between having conversation or not
I don’t feel pathetic and mopey
In one regard, I have been waiting for this for weeks In another, I have been waiting for this for a year
I am free.
Patty fun fact 2
When hanging out with people, I like an absolute maximum of 5 people, including myself. (haus parties are an exception, with probably a maximum of 10 including my roommates)
I prefer a group of 4 (including myself).
Because I don’t like people and I get super uncomfortable when there is a mass of them.
Hanging out with my little cousins, right
fembottes:
And I’ve been calling one of them Broseph
You know
Like “Broseph, King of the Brews” instead of Joseph King of the Jews
And this kid
This fucking kid
Comes up with “Breus, king of the Brods”
You know
Like Zeus, king of the Gods
THIS IS WHY I LOVE HIM.
I mean, Berus, king of the Broads is totally appropriate, too, right?
