February 2012
15 posts
And here’s my favorite part Where you beg for my heart And I disappear Oh I must confess I am over dressed Are you not impressed? Darling, I want to
Destroy you
January 2012
27 posts
Relationships make you chubby
Personal observation that’s probably backed by some hardcore Harvard research. Not even kidding.
Brought to you by reasons patty thinks relationships are st00pid.
most-awkward-moments:
popular person: hey
me: why are you making fun of me
Scientist: The average person spends 13 hours online per week
Me: lol
Patty fun fact 5
I can identify people (and even sometimes their items) by how they smell.
I don’t think I’m human.
Patty fun fact 4
I ruined Easter for the kid up the street.
Essentially, he came to my house to play on Easter and asked me what the Easter Bunny had brought me while he was munching on chocolate.
I said “What’s an Easter Bunny? I never get anything from an ‘Easter Bunny’.”
I’m guessing he asked his parents about that and I never heard anything about the Easter Bunny again.
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December 2011
60 posts
Ohai guise
Made a new tumblr, you should follow and submit your own posts! It’s a lot of funsies :)
(I’m directing this towards the people I know IRL, mostly)
LINKAGE: http://shoppinmyfranz.tumblr.com/
Patty fun fact: special edition
My aunt (from Japan) likes Happy Tree Friends
I mean, she’s always been my favorite but now it’s just unquestionable
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My fave Incubus song ever :)
(that is stuck in my...
