Patty’s dad v. The Microwave
Me: Okay, dad, it’s 15 minutes
Dad: (using the microwave timer) -accidentally puts in 15:55-
Me: No, dad, it’s 15:00
Dad: -puts in 15:00 and hits start on microwave-
Me: NO DAD THAT’S NOT THE TIMER
Dad: -calmly turns off microwave and finally sets the timer to 15:00-
Me: You’re going to blow us up.
